Crazy low net scores in Wed 18th Individual!
“Lowest of the low went to Derek Janicki (pending his urine test), who won flight #1's net with a 63. Berk & Woliver only had to use their fingers and one set of toes to add a number that low.”
Well, you didn't need superior math skills to add'em up in this Wednesday event which featured super low net scoring. How low were they? Charlie Chance was calling for handicap reviews and he shot a 66 net and still lost by two. Were the greens that perfect, the fairways that lush, or did Pure Platinum strip club set up a "get to know us booth" somewhere on the course? Something got the boys fired up!!
Lowest of the low went to Derek Janicki (pending his urine test), who won flight #1's net with a 63. Berk & Woliver only had to use their fingers and one set of toes to add a number that low. Next up was Tom Campbell laying down a net 64 to take flight #3. Finally, back to reality with John Hensley winning the net in flight #2 with a 69. No extra tests for you. The final net champion was Big Ben Burris with a totally acceptable 70 adjusted handicap total.
The gross scores were also very low with, who else, Tom Woliver winning with a -5 under 67. THAT'S GROSS BOYS!! Steve Falletta & Ted Hynes got it going and were both flight winners with each carding a 80.
All I have to say after this debacle is what the hell course were you guys playing?
Here's the results & payoffs:
1st $45, 2nd $35, 3rd $25, 4th $10
Flight #1
GROSS:
1......67......Tom Woliver
2......72......Bob Grassa
3......77......Hedge Capers (won card off)
NET:
1...73=63...Derek Janicki
2...74=64...Mike Genovese
3...79=69...Derek Evans (won card off)
Flight #2
GROSS:
1......80......Ted Hynes
2......81......Gale Vos Nostern
3......82......Jeff Middlebrook
NET:
1...81=69...John Hensley
2...84=71...Bob Kellogg
3...85=72...John Varner (won card offf)
Flight #3
GROSS:
1......80......Steve Falletta (won card off)
2......80......Andy Nathan
3......83......Chuck Lasher (won card off)
NET:
1...81=64....Tom Campbell
2...84=66....Charlie Chance
3...85=69....Peter Berk
4...85=70....Robert DeLacy
Flight #4
GROSS:
1......86......Jim Allen
2......89......Ed Horbett
3......94......Bill Miller
NET:
1...92=70...Ben Burris
2...92=71...Ray Prazen
3...95=72...Al Bruton (won card off)